Thumbs up to falling gas prices. Now I can spend my extra 20 bucks a week on one bottle of apple juice and two bags of skittles from the cafeteria.

Thumbs up to getting an extra day of Thanksgiving Break instead of getting Columbus Day off. I’d much rather celebrate stealing land and killing indigenous people than just celebrate killing indigenous people.

Thumbs up to Homecoming. Finally an excuse for me to wear a dress…please don’t print this.

Thumbs down to PDA…until I find a girlfriend…I’m so lonely.

Thumbs down to people who smoke in the bathroom. My doctor never told me I could become addicted to cigarettes because of my fragile bladder.

Thumbs down to the cubbies in the language lab. I thought kindergarten ended when I was 6.

Thumbs down to the new food service. Who do they think they are imprisoning innocent bagels in that new box? President Roosevelt?

Contributors: Peter Collins, Robbie Dembo, Dan Hart, Robbie Levin, Dale Sormaz